How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You ate ashes out of my bong
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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