I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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