we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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