Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
well you can't waste a boner
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Randomize
