Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The ass gains better be worth it
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