Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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I didn't notice because vodka
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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