dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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