so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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