your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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