A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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