so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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