She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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