Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
