nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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