3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Say something about gay babies.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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