Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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