the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
my liver is dry heaving
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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