Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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