There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
two words: eviction party
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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