the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Acid is not a monday night drug
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
