i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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