he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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