The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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