Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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