shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
