I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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