I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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