Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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