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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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