Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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