I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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