? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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