I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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