I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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