I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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