Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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