i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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