There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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