there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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