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• (762): View more from Georgia

  Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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• (619): View more from California

  thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.

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• (323): View more from California

  Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Ecstasy should be its own food group.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract

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• (914): View more from New York

  THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...

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