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(260): View more from Indiana

Are you dead

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Yes

(260): View more from Indiana

Oh man

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Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"

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(206): View more from Washington

Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.

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(209): View more from California

I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

if i bang your brother are we still cool?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?

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