Texts From Last Night

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  (818): View more from California

  actually, I'm a sock model

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  (818): actually, I'm a sock model http://tfl.nu/9w4s
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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  (734): I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit. http://tfl.nu/jg4n
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  (518): View more from New York

  im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.

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  (518): im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party. http://tfl.nu/qlc4
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.

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  (902): Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza. http://tfl.nu/scf8
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night

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  (843): Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night http://tfl.nu/lokc
  Replies (29) Good night (4077) Bad night (1449)
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  (206): View more from Washington

  I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.

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  (206): I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof. http://tfl.nu/xi8t
  Replies (6) Good night (1807) Bad night (716)
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

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  (803): I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver. http://tfl.nu/862b
  Replies (1) Good night (1654) Bad night (688)
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry

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  (785): Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry http://tfl.nu/dsfb
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?

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  head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way

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  (708): is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower? (1-708): head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way http://tfl.nu/d98n
  Replies (2) Good night (1603) Bad night (725)
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  (207): View more from Maine

  So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.

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  (207): So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex. http://tfl.nu/btn2
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again

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  (610): Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again http://tfl.nu/400n
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.

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  (615): my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything. http://tfl.nu/13l7
  Replies (10) Good night (1207) Bad night (405)
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages

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  (203): Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages http://tfl.nu/ht4o
  Replies (2) Good night (585) Bad night (249)
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.

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  (732): Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool. http://tfl.nu/a2fk
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  (646): View more from New York

  you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf

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  (646): you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf http://tfl.nu/pvlk
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