Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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