hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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