So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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