We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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