I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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