Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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