just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I smell like Dick and happiness
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