Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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