Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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