Reggie can tackle my bush.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
bring money and cleavage
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize