their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Rumble strips road head = magical
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby