Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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