real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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